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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

zombies attack the environment

i watched the remade version of dawn of the dead, over the last several days, when i was bored. it was suprisingly good. pretty much how i would make a movie, make sure you kill of most of the main characters, lots of blood, don't worry about offending anyone. i was suprised at some of the stuff. i mean a pregnant zombie having a zombie baby, thats pretty freaky.

it was interesting especially in the scenes where they had the chainsaw out and were
dismembering zombies, it wasn't shocking or anything, but when one of the guys accidentally saws a woman who's not a zombie in half it really made me squirm. if i was a soldier in vietnam, for instance, would i feel bad about seeing australians die but be perfectly happy killing the enemy. i always thought that wouldn't be the case, but now i wonder whether i'm just as human as everyone else.

as i was stacking shelves i realised that there is no way a zombie virus could really exist. it is totally against nature. zombies can only eat fresh flesh, yet anything they bite turns into a zombie, within about 30 seconds of dying. theres no way a zombie can eat a whole person in seconds, so therefore the zombies will always increase in number. more zombies equals more need for fresh meat equals more zombies, in a continuing cycle, eventually there would be no people left and the zombies would starve to a second death. they have to starve, otherwise they would not need to eat. nothing in nature works this way, except for perhaps people. we go from one resource to another using up
everthing we can and then moving on. eventually we will run out and then we will die, just like a zombie plague. thats kind of bizarre. i'm going back to cad now


Blogger Britt said...

a zombie virus, what baloney.
Are there animals or insects that act like zombies (besides the living dead aspect,you can't be living and dead, or is it because they are the dead eating the liviing, or are they the undead...)
Anyway,you knowhow maggots eat and clean wounds, is that just decroted flesh or is it fresh?I know Botfly maggots eat living flesh of the host they grow in...
EW,chainsaw a non zombie...gruesome. i am squimish. That sounds rather too much gore for me.
Good luck with CAD

9:46 PM, September 21, 2005  
Blogger Sabu said...

Yeah i liked that move, good brainless gore fest. Shaun of the dead...not so good.

10:17 PM, September 21, 2005  
Blogger Britt said...

i liked shaun of the dead. Some of it was fucking hilarious.
-'As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team'

10:44 PM, September 21, 2005  

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