snot & citizenship

in other news, i've applied to become a british citizen, giving me access to the untold riches of europe much more easily and at a lower cost than if i was an australian. i'll see whether they accept my sloppily filled in application in the wrong colour pen, which i then traced over in fineliner.
it feels kind of like a betrayal of australia to even consider dual citizenship, but the benefits are brilliant, besides the small clause that i could be conscripted at any time, although my chances would be fairly low, considering how many people live in britain.